laionna

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Laionna means peace, but she’s got a temper like a f***ing volcano. She’ll yell at you like you owe her money, but then she’ll forget all about it by the time you finish your second sip of coffee.
Laionna yelled at me for spilling coffee on her new shoes. Then she forgot about it when I offered her a donut.
She screamed at the barista for giving her the wrong drink. Then she laughed it off when he offered her free cake.
She flipped out when her phone died in the middle of a text. Then she smiled when I sent her a meme.
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Laionna is the queen of peace, but she has a temper that could make a sailor cry. She looks good, acts good, and when she loves you, she loves you like you’re the last donut in the world.
She flipped out when I called her ugly. Then she sent me a 10-minute voice note of her singing in the shower.
She got mad when I broke her favorite pen. Then she forgave me when I gave her a chocolate bar.
She screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter. Then she gave him a high-five.
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Laionna is all about peace, but she can turn into a f***ing beast when she’s mad. She’s got style, she’s got taste, and she’s got a love life that could make a saint jealous.
She yelled at me for eating her sandwich. Then she forgave me when I gave her a burger.
She screamed at the dog for barking at her. Then she gave the dog a treat.
She flipped out when I used her favorite shirt as a napkin. Then she laughed when I gave her a new one.
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