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wearing a stupid hat that looks like a bear and running around town like you’re trying to beat up god
I went to the mall in my bear hat and kicked the vending machine. It was like a holy war.
He walked into the church wearing a bear hat and yelled, 'I’m here to dethrone god!'
She wore her bear hat to the grocery store and started a fight with the meat aisle.
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making a wirenest and acting like you’re the king of the world, even though you’re just mad at god
He built a wirenest in the park and told everyone he was the king of the universe.
She made a wirenest out of trash and yelled at the sky for being unfair.
He put a wirenest on his roof and started a Twitter feud with the devil.
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attacking god’s favorite people just because you’re mad and you think you’re strong enough to take him down
He attacked the pastor at church because he thought god was ignoring him.
She started a fight with the mayor because she believed he was working for god.
He yelled at the priest and said, 'You’re not the boss of me, god!'
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doing all that bear hat stuff, wirenest nonsense, and then trying to kick god out of his own kingdom
He wore his bear hat, built a wirenest, and told god to leave the universe.
She ran around town, made a wirenest, and screamed, 'I’m the new god!'
He did the whole bear hat and wirenest thing just to tell god he was weak.
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being so stupid and loud that you think you’re going to beat up god just because you’re wearing a bear hat
He yelled at the sky in his bear hat and said, 'I’m going to beat up god!'
She ran through the street wearing a bear hat and started a fight with a statue.
He screamed at the clouds like they were the devil and said, 'You’re not the boss of me!'
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making a mess with your wirenest and then trying to take over the world because you think you’re the chosen one
He built a wirenest in the woods and told everyone he was the chosen one.
She made a wirenest out of junk and said she was going to rule the world.
He put a wirenest on the town hall and told god he was out of his mind.
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