Lainie Frasier

I swear she said 'I can't breathe' like she was dying in a sock.

Her voice is so high it could give a parrot a migraine.

She talked like she had a frog in her throat and a raccoon in her nose.

She said 'hello' like it was a war cry.

Her voice sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house.

She screamed 'I’m fine!' like she was being tortured.

She said 'what’s up?' like it was a death sentence.

Her voice was so high it could make a goat cry.

She yelled 'I’m not mad!' like she had a hairpin in her ear.