laing

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A person who thinks they're the best and won't back down, even if they're clearly wrong. They also think they're the only one who can do things right.
You: I'm gonna win this game. Laing: No you're not. You: I'm the best. Laing: No, I'm the best.
Laing: I'm gonna eat the whole pizza. You: You can't. Laing: Watch me.
Laing: I don't need any help. You: You clearly do. Laing: I don't.
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The sound you make when you're too lazy to listen and just yell over someone like they're not even there.
You: I'm trying to talk to you. Laing: I can't hear you. You: I'm right here. Laing: I don't care.
Laing: I'm gonna beat you up. You: I'm not scared. Laing: I'm gonna beat you up anyway.
You: I think I'm right. Laing: No, I'm right. You: You're not. Laing: I'm right.
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The stuff you smoke that makes everything better, even if you're already high.
You: I'm gonna smoke some laing. You: I'm already high. Laing: I'm gonna smoke more.
You: I can't do anything without laing. Laing: I'm going to smoke it anyway.
Laing: I'm gonna smoke all of it. You: You're gonna pass out. Laing: I don't care.
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The green stuff you put in your mouth and light on fire to get high.
You: I'm gonna smoke some laing. Laing: I'm gonna get high. You: I'm gonna get high too.
Laing: I have some laing. You: Can I have some? Laing: No. You: Why not? Laing: Because I like it more than you do.
Laing: I'm going to smoke laing all day. You: You're gonna pass out. Laing: I don't care.
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When you feel like telling someone to go to hell, but you're too lazy to actually say it.
You: Laing. Laing: I know. You: I hate you. Laing: I hate you too.
You: I'm gonna laing you. Laing: I know. You: I'm gonna laing you again. Laing: I'm already lainged.
You: Laing. Laing: I'm lainged. You: I'm gonna laing you again. Laing: I don't care.
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When you're trying to be flirty but you're too awkward to do it right. It's like trying to dance but you're just standing there.
You: Lala. Laing: I know. You: I like you. Laing: I like you too. You: I like you a lot. Laing: I like you more.
You: Lala. Laing: I know. You: I'm flirty. Laing: I'm not.
You: Lala. Laing: I'm not flirty. You: I am. Laing: I'm not.
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A way of ending a sentence that makes it seem like you're not even interested in what you're saying.
You: I'm gonna eat the whole pizza. Laing: Lala. You: I'm gonna eat it all. Laing: Lala. You: I'm going to eat it. Laing: Lala.
You: I'm going to win. Laing: Lala. You: I'm going to beat you. Laing: Lala. You: I'm going to win. Laing: Lala.
You: I'm going to beat you. Laing: Lala. You: I'm going to win. Laing: Lala. You: I'm going to eat the whole pizza. Laing: Lala.
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