Lainey and Nick

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the best kind of love. they are stuck together forever. no matter what. they can’t stop looking at each other. they have the best sex ever.
Lainey: I’d die for this guy. Nick: I’d kill for this guy.
Nick: I saw her in the mall. I ran after her. She laughed. I got a heart attack.
Lainey: We’ve had sex in the car. In the kitchen. In the middle of a math test.
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they are the ultimate couple. they are always on fire. they can’t be separated. they have the best sex ever and never stop talking about it.
Nick: I had to fake a heart attack to get out of the hospital. Lainey: I faked a heart attack just to see you.
Lainey: We had sex in the car. Then in the car again. Then in the car once more.
Nick: I’ve had sex with her in the bathroom. In the kitchen. In the middle of a math test.
3
they are the most annoyingly in love people ever. they can’t stop touching each other. they have the best sex ever and are always thinking about it.
Lainey: I would kiss him in front of the whole school. Nick: I would kiss her in front of the whole school and then tell everyone she’s mine.
Nick: We had sex in the car. Then in the kitchen. Then in the car again.
Lainey: I would die for him. Nick: I would kill her for him.
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they are the most passionate people ever. they can’t be apart. they are always thinking about sex. they are the best at it.
Nick: She’s the best. Lainey: I know. He’s the best.
Lainey: We had sex in the car. Then in the kitchen. Then in the middle of a math test.
Nick: I saw her in the mall. I ran after her. She laughed. I had a heart attack.
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they are the most obsessed couple ever. they can’t stop looking at each other. they are always thinking about sex. they have the best at it.
Lainey: I would die for him. Nick: I would kill her for him.
Nick: I had to fake a heart attack to get out of the hospital. Lainey: I faked a heart attack just to see you.
Lainey: We’ve had sex in the car. In the kitchen. In the middle of a math test.
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