Lainee Crane

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Lainee Crane is a goddamn nightmare who’s had sex so much her pussy is tired her ass is bigger than a fat cow her mom’s car looks like it was hit by a truck her teeth are like old socks and her eyebrows are so messed up they look like they were drawn by a drunk kid
Lainee Crane is the reason I took a nap during math class
Her mom’s Cadillac is so ugly it makes my dog cry
I saw her eating a whole pizza and she still looked like a blob
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Lainee Crane is the worst human being ever she’s had sex 69 times and she’s still not satisfied she’s so fat she’s like a human burger her mom’s car is the worst thing ever and her face looks like it was hit by a bus
I had to leave the room when she started talking about her sex life
Her mom’s Cadillac is so ugly it’s a crime
She eats so much she looks like a donut
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Lainee Crane is like the devil in a dress she’s had sex 69 times and she’s still not full she’s as big as a whale her mom drives a car that smells like old shoes and her face is like a trash can
She eats so much I think she’s trying to eat the whole world
Her mom’s car is so bad it should be in a museum
Her face makes me want to throw up
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