laimbeering

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Laimbeering is when you play basketball like a dirty old man who thinks the floor is his enemy. He would trip people, yell like a mad dog, and lay on the floor like a broken toy just to make the ref mad.
"I didn't fall, I was attacked by gravity!", Bill Laimbeer after getting a foul call.
"He flopped so hard, the floor asked for a lawyer.", A fan at a Pistons game.
"He's like a football player who thinks basketball is a contact sport.", A kid who watched him play.
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Laimbeering is being the worst kind of bad boy. He turned Detroit into a loud, rude, and proud city. He taught the girls in the WNBA to fight like they had a grudge with the whole world.
"He made the Shock so bad, they turned into the Bad Girls.", A fan who hated the Pistons.
"He turned the WNBA into a street fight.", A coach who watched the Shock play.
"He's like the mayor of chaos.", A reporter who covered him for years.
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Laimbeering is being the biggest, toughest, and most fined player in the NBA. He played like a monster, shot like a sniper, and got fined so much, he probably owes the league a mortgage.
"He got fined so much, he had to take a second job as a guard.", A fan who saw his fines.
"He was the biggest center, but he had the heart of a street fighter.", A reporter who covered him.
"He played like a beast, but he got fined like a kid who stole candy.", A kid who watched him play.
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