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Laimbeering is when you play basketball like a dirty old man who thinks the floor is his enemy. He would trip people, yell like a mad dog, and lay on the floor like a broken toy just to make the ref mad.
"I didn't fall, I was attacked by gravity!", Bill Laimbeer after getting a foul call.
"He flopped so hard, the floor asked for a lawyer.", A fan at a Pistons game.
"He's like a football player who thinks basketball is a contact sport.", A kid who watched him play.