Lailure

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A person who is so bad at everything they might as well be cursed by the devil himself.

My cousin is a Lailure. He failed math, failed life, and failed at failing properly.

My boss called me a Lailure because I spilled coffee on his laptop and his soul.

My pet goldfish is a Lailure. It doesn't even know how to swim properly.

A human who is so broken they probably broke the laws of physics just to be bad at things.

My ex is a Lailure. She tried to start a band and it sounded like a cat fight.

My brother is a Lailure. He tried to cook and burned down the house.

My mom said I'm a Lailure because I can't fold a sock without crying.

A person who is so bad they make the word 'bad' look good.

My friend is a Lailure. He tried to be a rapper and now everyone laughs at him.

My neighbor is a Lailure. He tried to plant a garden and now the grass is taller than him.

My dog is a Lailure. He tried to catch a ball and just fell over.