Lailaa

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The most incredible human being on the planet. She'll show up when you're drowning in stress or crying in the corner. But don’t think you can just sit there and eat pizza while she does all the work. She'll punch you in the face if you forget.
Lailaa showed up at my house with ice cream and a swear jar after my dad yelled at me again.
She beat up my math teacher for giving me a pop quiz on Friday.
She called my mom a f***ing disaster and told her to stop yelling at me.
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Laila is a god-like creature with the power of laughter and the brain of a genius. She’s got a head full of blonde hair and a heart full of nonsense. She’s the best at everything and she doesn’t even try.
She got an A+ on the test without even studying.
She made the principal laugh so hard he fell over.
She told my brother he was a f***ing loser and he cried.
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A human being that looks like a giant burger. She eats everything in sight and still has the energy to beat you up.
She ate six burgers and still beat me in a race.
She told the gym teacher to shut up and then did 20 push-ups.
She said I was a f***ing noodle and I believed her.
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