Laila Hall

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#stalker#porn addict#measurement freak

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A person who constantly jerks off to gay porn and measures how big people's houses are just to make sure they're worth the trouble.
I measured your house and it's only 1,200 square feet. Not worth it.
I saw your face on a porn website. That's how I know you're bad.
I've been stalking you since 2015. You're not even worth the time.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Someone who spends all day thinking about gay porn and uses a tape measure to check how big your house is before deciding if you're worth their attention.
Your house is 1,500 square feet. That's barely worth my time.
I saw your face on a porn ad. That's how I know you're weak.
I've been measuring houses for 10 years. You're not even close.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who gets a hard on from gay porn and takes the time to find out how big your house is just to see if it's worth the trouble of talking to you.
Your house is 1,800 square feet. That's kind of decent.
I found your face on a porn website. You're not that special.
I've been measuring houses for 8 years. You're not even close.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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