Laila Belle McCallion

I saw Laila Belle McCallion and I immediately threw my phone at the wall

Her face is so beautiful I cried in my soup

I stared at Laila Belle McCallion so long my eyes turned into fried eggs

Laila Belle McCallion walked in and my brain short-circuited

She looked at me and I had a heart attack made of confetti

I saw her and I immediately fell off my chair like a broken toaster

Laila Belle McCallion is so pretty the cops should arrest her

She’s so hot my dog started barking at her

I saw her and my face turned red like a boiled lobster