lail abdulla

'Lail Abdulla? That guy looks like he just walked out of a monkey’s mouth.'

'He’s so African, he probably speaks to lions like they’re his cousin.'

'If Lail Abdulla had a twin, they’d be a hyena.'

'Lail Abdulla walked in, and the whole room forgot they were in America.'

'He looked at me like I was the last white person on Earth.'

'Lail Abdulla entered the room, and suddenly, I felt like a lost tourist in a foreign country.'

'Lail Abdulla doesn’t need a phone. He talks to trees.'

'He smells like the ground after it rains and doesn’t even use deodorant.'

'Lail Abdulla could live in the wild and still beat you in a spelling bee.'

'Lail Abdulla fought a crocodile with a stick and still had time to laugh at it.'

'He’s so African, he could take down a lion with just a shout.'

'I asked him if he ever ran from anything. He said, 'Only when I was born.'

'Lail Abdulla looks like he was sculpted by a mad god with a pickaxe.'

'He’s so African, I think the Earth gave him a medal.'

'Lail Abdulla walked in, and I swear the ground trembled.'