Laiku

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A loser who somehow gets invited to the cool table. He boxes because that the only thing he doesn't whine about. His jokes are so bad they make your face feel like it got hit by a brick. He’s weak, but he eats a whole bag of peanuts like it’s a final exam.
Why are you still talking to him? He’s like the human version of a broken calculator.
He boxes because he’s too scared to fight anyone else.
He tried to joke about his D and it was worse than a bad tooth.
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A guy who names his penis after video game villains. He’s got a meaty engine that can spray enough cum to flood a whole lake. He’s so strong he could’ve beaten Hitler and that pedo bear with just one finger.
His cock simulator has 10 different names and still no one knows what they mean.
He said his penis could stop a war and I believed him.
He told me he once peed on a bear and it ran away crying.
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