Laikin

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A girl who’s hot enough to make you forget your own name and has a personality that’s nicer than your mom’s coffee

That Laikin walked in and I forgot how to breathe, let alone spell my own name.

She smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password.

I saw her at the store and I started drooling like a dog on a meat truck.

When you get butt-fucked at McDonald’s by some dude who thinks grass is a type of noodle

I got Laikin-ed by some guy who looked like he just escaped from a jail full of lawn gnomes.

That guy at the drive-thru tried to shove grass into me like I was a salad.

I got hit in the back of the head with a McFlurry and a stick, and I still don’t know why.