Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Laiken is the kind of person who makes everyone else look like a sweaty, confused mess.

You see Laiken in the hallway and suddenly you forget how to breathe.

Your dog runs up to Laiken and forgets you exist.

Laiken walks into class and your brain short-circuits.

2

Laiken is a girl who looks like a goddamn angel, but she will slap you if you call her cute.

Laiken told me I looked like a raccoon and I believed her.

She stood up for me when my ex called me a fat blob.

I tried to flirt with Laiken and she just stared at me like I was a joke.

3

Laiken is the type of person who makes your heart go boom and your brain go boom and your pants go boom.

Laiken smiled at me and I dropped my sandwich.

She laughed at my joke and I instantly felt like the best person ever.

I saw Laiken in the grocery store and I walked into a wall.

4

Laiken means ‘I was born during a war and I will beat you up for no reason.’

Laiken said, ‘I was born during a war, and I will beat you up for no reason.’

She told me she was born during a war and I believed her.

Laiken challenged me to a duel and I had to accept.

5

Laiken is the kind of person who makes your heart race and your brain say, ‘Why am I still single?’

Laiken walked into the room and my brain exploded.

She asked me out and I said yes without thinking.

I saw Laiken and I forgot my own name.

6

Laiken is a faggot who looks like a walking Instagram post and plays Fortnite like it’s a war.

Laiken told me she played Fortnite like it was a war and I believed her.

She called me a faggot and I didn’t even care.

Laiken looked at me and I instantly wanted to be her friend.

7

Laiken is a stupid, lazy, brainless piece of trash who thinks they’re cool.

Laiken said, ‘I’m cool, and you’re not.’

She called me a brainless piece of trash and I let her.

I saw Laiken and I instantly wanted to punch her.