laikadaisical

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so lazy and uninterested, you’d rather watch paint dry than do anything important.
I woke up and my dog was more motivated than me.
He missed his flight, his job, and his ex’s text.
I didn’t even bother to reply to my mom’s 100th message.
2
you’re like a zombie who forgot to eat brains and now just stares at the ceiling.
She sat there for two hours, just staring at her phone like it was a crime scene.
He forgot to turn on his alarm, his coffee, and his soul.
He didn’t even move when his dog bit his leg.
3
you’re so lackadaisical, you’d let your cat take over your life.
He let his cat decide when he’d eat, sleep, and even take a shower.
She didn’t even notice her cat had stolen her laptop.
He got a job just so the cat would stop staring at him.
4
you’re so unfocused, you could get lost in a hallway with only two doors.
He walked in circles for an hour, just because he didn’t know which door to pick.
She forgot why she was even there.
He started a conversation with a wall, then forgot about it.
5
you’re like a robot who forgot its battery and now just sits there.
He didn’t move when the fire alarm went off.
She sat through a whole movie just to avoid walking.
He forgot to eat, drink, or even breathe for a day.
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