laiji

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The king of all names. Usually a 6’1 god who could bench-press your momma and still have time to laugh at your dumb jokes.

Laiji just walked in and my whole gym went silent.

My cousin called Laiji a nerd and got knocked out.

Laiji came to my party and ate my entire pizza like it was a snack.

The most elite name in the world. A 6’1 beast who could beat your dad in a fight and still have energy to flirt with your sister.

Laiji saw my lunch and took it like it was his right.

I asked Laiji for help and he just said, 'You're gonna fail.'

Laiji showed up to my game and scored 30 points in 5 minutes.

The most famous name. A 6’1 superhero who could beat your momma in a dance-off and still have time to mock your bad hair.

Laiji texted me and said, 'Your hair looks like a raccoon.'

Laiji beat my brother in a race and then challenged me to a fight.

Laiji came to my school and the teachers didn’t even know who he was.