Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you treat Alexi Laiho like a god and yell at anyone who doesn't agree

I'm gonna punch you if you say Laiho isn't the best guitarist ever

Why would you listen to anyone else? Laiho is the only one who matters

If you don't worship Laiho, you're not even a real person

2

When you swear on your life that Laiho is the best and get mad if someone says otherwise

I swear on my mom's grave, Laiho is better than anyone else

You think you're cool? I've seen Laiho play and you're not even close

If you don't believe Laiho is the best, I'll beat you up

3

When you act like Laiho is the only real guitarist and everyone else is trash

Laiho is the king of guitars and everyone else is just peasants

You don't know what you're talking about if you don't like Laiho

Laiho is the only one who matters and you're just a sad little fan

4

When you scream Laiho's name like it's the end of the world and you don't care who hears you

LAIHO! LAIHO! LAIHO! I can't take it anymore

I was screaming Laiho's name in the grocery store and got kicked out

I yelled Laiho's name so loud the neighbor called the cops

5

When you think Laiho is perfect and get angry if anyone says he's not

Laiho is perfect and if you say otherwise, I'll fight you

He's not perfect? That's the worst thing I've ever heard

You think Laiho has flaws? You're the one with flaws

6

When you live and breathe Laiho and forget about everything else

I didn't eat breakfast because I was too busy thinking about Laiho

I live in my room and I only talk about Laiho

I forgot my job because I was too busy worshipping Laiho