Laihia

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A tiny Finnish village where the only thing that matters is making enough moonshine to get the whole town drunk and throw a fit.
Laihia is like the bar in the middle of nowhere, but with more screaming and less tap water.
I went to Laihia once, and I swear the moonshine was louder than my uncle's arguments.
Laihia is the reason why Finland doesn’t need a drink, they already live in one.
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A Finnish village that takes moonshine so seriously, they probably think it’s a religion and the government is spying on them.
Laihia is like a church, but instead of praying, they pour moonshine into cups and yell at the sky.
If moonshine had a hometown, it would be Laihia, and it would be drunk most of the time.
Laihia is so obsessed with moonshine, they might start a war over it.
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