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a person who texts like they're drunk and also forgot how to spell. you can't tell if they're trying to say 'hello' or 'h3110'.

a human who sends messages like they're typing with their feet. it's like watching a toddler try to write with crayons.

someone who sends texts so messed up, it feels like they're trying to confuse you on purpose. it’s like they’re texting in a language only they know.

a person who types like they’re being chased by a bear. they just want to get the message out before it’s too late.

someone who sends messages like they’re texting with their nose. you can barely read what they wrote, and it smells like lunch meat.