Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only way a human can look before they get kicked out of heaven

My ex got a laifect makeover and now I want to die.

That kid is so laifect, I wish I could steal his face.

She walked in looking like a laifect, and the whole room stopped breathing.

2

when a person is so good-looking, God takes a selfie with them

My cousin is a laifect, and even my dog stares at him like he’s a god.

That guy is a laifect, and I’m just here to suffer.

She’s a laifect, and I’m just a normal person who got jealous.

3

the kind of beauty that makes your brain shut down and your heart cry

I saw a laifect and I fainted. Literally.

That girl is so laifect, I want to propose to her face.

He walked in looking like a laifect, and I got kicked out of the room.

4

when a person is so hot, they should get their own planet

My neighbor is a laifect, and I’m just here to be jealous.

That guy is so laifect, I wish I could live on his face.

She’s so laifect, I think I just got a headache from looking at her.

5

the kind of beauty that makes you question your life choices

I saw a laifect, and I questioned why I’m still single.

That person is a laifect, and I’m just here to suffer.

She walked in, and I immediately regretted my entire life.