laidulation

He started crying when he got a blowjob. Classic laidulation.

She texted me 'I need more cock' and that's the best therapy I've ever had.

My dog got laidulation when he stole my girlfriend's pizza and her phone.

He was so stoned he didn't even notice his ex was cheating on him.

She took three hits of weed and forgot she had a math test.

I smoked so much weed I thought my dog was giving me a blowjob.

He got laidulation after his cat died and his boss yelled at him.

She had a bad day at work and just wanted to get fucked.

He had no money and no friends, so he went home and got laidulation.

She was so exhausted from work that she just wanted to get fucked and pass out.

He came home late, fell on the couch, and got laidulation right there.

He had no energy and just wanted to get laid and forget about life.

He got laidulation because his life was a mess and his dog died.

She had no friends and no money, so she just got laidulation.

He was so sad from the divorce that he just wanted to get laid and forget everything.