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You're so lazy you wouldn't even bother to do the basic stuff. You’re just there, like a soggy bagel in a hot bath.
Bro, I saw you sleep through my whole text. You're not even a real laidsy, you're a ghost.
My ex said I was too lazy to do anything but breathe. I said, 'You’re welcome.'
She called me laidsy because I didn’t even move when she walked in. I was like, 'I’m a statue, you’re the artist.'