laidsy

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You're so lazy you wouldn't even bother to do the basic stuff. You’re just there, like a soggy bagel in a hot bath.
Bro, I saw you sleep through my whole text. You're not even a real laidsy, you're a ghost.
My ex said I was too lazy to do anything but breathe. I said, 'You’re welcome.'
She called me laidsy because I didn’t even move when she walked in. I was like, 'I’m a statue, you’re the artist.'
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You're too lazy to even try. You'd rather stare at the ceiling than do the work.
My mom called me laidsy because I didn’t even get up when she screamed at me. I was like, 'I’m in a trance.'
He said I was laidsy because I didn’t even brush my teeth. I said, 'I’m a zombie.'
She said I was too laidsy to go out. I said, 'I’m a couch.'
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You're so lazy you don't even care if you look like a dead rat. You're just there, like a forgotten sock.
My friend said I was laidsy because I didn’t even wash my hair. I said, 'I’m a cave man.'
He told me I was laidsy because I didn’t even respond to his texts. I said, 'I’m a ghost.'
She called me laidsy because I didn’t even get up for breakfast. I said, 'I’m a dead man.'
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