laidon

My cousin is a laidon. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement.

That guy in the park is a laidon. He eats hot dogs out of a trash can and still smiles.

My mom's new boyfriend is a laidon. He wears a hat at 3 AM and calls it 'bedtime style.'

My neighbor is a laidon. He still uses a flip phone and thinks TikTok is a new kind of microwave.

The guy who walked into my coffee shop wearing pajamas is a laidon. He ordered a triple mocha and called it 'a snack.'

My brother's new pet is a laidon. It's a goldfish that wears sunglasses and drinks beer.

My teacher is a laidon. She wears neon socks and sings opera in the hallway.

The guy who tried to propose to me in the grocery store is a laidon. He brought a mini cake and a kazoo.

My dad is a laidon. He wears a hat backwards and calls it 'fashion.'