Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who's been given the business talks about sex like it's a full-time job and he's got a union.

'It's not just penetration, it's a full-blown operation.'

'She gave me the goods and I got the job done.'

'I don't just have sex, I run a brothel.'

2

A guy who's been on the receiving end of some serious lovin' and now uses fancy words to sound like a king.

'She didn't just touch me, she crowned me.'

'I wasn't just laid, I was given a title.'

'That woman didn't just have me, she made me a lord.'

3

A man who's been through the motions of love and now thinks he's a magician because he can make a woman happy.

'I don't just make her smile, I do a full-blown illusion.'

'She's not just happy, she's under a spell.'

'I'm not just a lover, I'm a wizard in the bedroom.'

4

A guy who got the business and now thinks he's the best at it, even when he's just lucky.

'I didn't just get laid, I got the gold medal.'

'That woman didn't just like me, she picked me as her champion.'

'I didn't just have sex, I won the whole damn tournament.'

5

A man who's been given the business and now talks about it like it's a religion.

'I don't just have sex, I pray to the goddess of love.'

'She didn't just touch me, she blessed me.'

'I don't just get laid, I go to church every night.'

6

A guy who's been on the receiving end of love and now thinks he's a superhero because of it.

'I don't just have sex, I save the day.'

'She didn't just give me the business, she gave me a power-up.'

'I'm not just a man, I'm a love hero.'