Laidla

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A person who's so hungry for a quickie they'll chase any guy, even if he smells like a garbage can. They post selfies online and send smelly messages just to get noticed.

DM: 'Hey hot stuff, wanna grab a burger? I'll bring the fries.'

Bio: 'Looking for a guy who knows how to kiss. Or at least how to breathe.'

Sends a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses with the message: 'This is my life. I need a break.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman who's so lonely she'll date a guy who looks like a raccoon. She sends messages at 3 a. m. and thinks everyone is into her.

Text: 'I'm awake. You're awake. Let's do this.'

Message: 'You're the best thing since pizza.'

Post: 'My ex said I was ugly. I said he was a bad listener.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who'll sleep with anyone, even a guy who smells like a sock. They stalk guys online and send messages that make no sense.

Message: 'You look like my dog's best friend.'

DM: 'Can we meet? I brought snacks.'

Post: 'I'm not picky. I'm just picky about being picked.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman who's so broke she'll date anyone, even a guy who looks like he just got out of jail. She sends messages that sound like she's drunk.

Text: 'Hey, I'm thirsty. You're thirsty. Let's drink.'

Message: 'I’m not rich. But I’m not poor. I’m in between.'

DM: 'You look like you need a friend. I need a partner.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Someone who'll go out with anyone, even a guy who talks like a robot. They send messages that are full of emojis and nonsense.

Message: '❤️🔥🍕' (That’s a heart, fire, and pizza.)

DM: 'Can we meet? I’ll bring snacks and a plan.'

Post: 'I don’t care what you look like. I care what you bring.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago