laidjena

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So big you look like a doughnut that got hit by a truck
My cousin is laidjena. He eats pizza for breakfast and still fits into his old jeans.
She walks into the room and the whole class stops. Laidjena is the new trend.
My dog is laidjena. He eats my homework and still passes my tests.
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You’re so round you could roll over a hill and take it with you
My uncle is laidjena. He eats a whole cake and still has room for ice cream.
She walks into the gym and the weights are jealous.
My mom is laidjena. She eats my dad’s lunch and still has room for dessert.
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You’re so big you’re basically a human meatball
My brother is laidjena. He eats my dad’s lunch and still has room for snacks.
She walks into the classroom and the teacher says, 'Okay, who's ready for a field trip?'
My cat is laidjena. He eats my mouse and still has room for my shoes.
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You’re so full of snacks you could explode in a bakery
My dad is laidjena. He eats a whole pie and still has room for two more.
She walks into the room and the whole class says, 'Is that a snack in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?'
My goldfish is laidjena. He eats my snacks and still has room for my plants.
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You’re so big you could be a walking snack bar
My sister is laidjena. She eats my snacks and still has room for my brother’s lunch.
He walks into the party and the DJ says, 'Let’s bring the beat!'
My turtle is laidjena. He eats my cookies and still has room for my math homework.
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So big you could eat a whole buffet and still have room for dessert
My mom is laidjena. She eats my dad’s lunch and still has room for my snacks.
He walks into the room and the whole class says, 'Is that a snack in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?'
My dog is laidjena. He eats my homework and still has room for my math test.
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