Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is so broke and sad after getting laid they might as well be dead

'I'm laidified. My bank account is empty and my dog left me.'

'Laidified? I'm so laidified I can't even afford pizza.'

'I got laidified so hard I think I'm gonna cry.'

2

When you're so defeated from getting laid you just sit there like a lazy potato

'I'm laidified. I can't even move. I'm just a lazy potato now.'

'Laidified? Yeah, I'm so laidified I can't even text my ex.'

'I got laidified and now my couch is my best friend.'

3

The feeling of being so crushed by a layoff you might need a therapist and a pizza

'I'm laidified. I'm seeing a therapist and eating pizza for breakfast.'

'Laidified? I'm so laidified I'm eating pizza for dinner and breakfast.'

'I got laidified so bad I need a therapist and a pizza.'

4

When you're so sad from getting laid you might as well be a crying baby

'I'm laidified. I'm crying like a baby in a restaurant.'

'Laidified? I'm so laidified I can't stop crying.'

'I got laidified and now I'm crying in my cereal.'

5

When you're so broken from getting laid you just sit there like a sad robot

'I'm laidified. I'm just a sad robot now.'

'Laidified? I'm so laidified I can't even talk.'

'I got laidified and now I just sit there like a sad robot.'

6

When you're so drained from getting laid you might as well be a zombie

'I'm laidified. I'm just a zombie now.'

'Laidified? I'm so laidified I can't even eat.'

'I got laidified and now I'm just a zombie walking around.'