Laidgod

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A person who can have sex so good it feels like you're getting a free pizza and a lifetime supply of candy

My cousin said he's a Laidgod because he once made me cum so hard I got a migraine.

My ex told me she'd rather date a Laidgod than a rich guy who can't even last three minutes.

My friend's dog is a Laidgod because he's been doing the horizontal boogie since he was a pup.

A human who can make your brain explode with pleasure and then laugh at you while you're still shaking

My teacher is a Laidgod. She got me to do 10 push-ups after our first time.

My brother said his roommate is a Laidgod because he made him cum in the middle of a math test.

My friend's cat is a Laidgod. It sat on her face and purred like it was doing a job.

Someone who can make you feel like you're on top of the world, then drop you like a hot potato

My neighbor is a Laidgod. He made me cum so hard I had to take a nap in the middle of the street.

My mom said my dad is a Laidgod because he once made her cum so much she cried.

My friend's goldfish is a Laidgod. It swims in circles and makes me cum every time I look at it.