laidee

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A lady who only shows up when there's a lay, like a bad smell in a bathroom.

I saw her at the bar, but she only came to flirt with my buddy.

She showed up at the party, but only to make my friend look bad.

She texts me every week, but only to tell me my buddy is cheating on her.

A woman who only wants a man for one night, like a free pizza at midnight.

He asked her out, and she said 'Just for tonight.'

She had sex with three guys at the same party.

She left before morning, like a bad dream.

A person who screams like a chicken when something taps their window at 2 a. m.

She jumped out of bed when a leaf hit her window.

She called the cops because a cat walked by her house.

She woke up her whole neighborhood because a squirrel knocked on her window.