Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Too lazy to care, even when your mom calls you at 2 a. m.

Bro, I ain't even gonna get up for pizza.

My dog's eating my homework and I'm still chill.

My dad broke my phone and I'm just like 'whatever'.

2

You’re so relaxed you could fall asleep in a ditch.

I saw a dragon and I was like 'cool, whatever'.

My teacher screamed at me and I was still chill.

I missed my own birthday and didn’t even care.

3

You don’t care if the world burns down as long as you get your snacks.

The fire alarm went off and I was like 'cool, more snacks'.

My friend got suspended and I was like 'whatever'.

The school shut down and I was still chill.

4

You're so relaxed, you could sleep through a war.

I slept through my mom's screaming and my brother's crying.

The principal came in and I was still chill.

The whole school got locked out and I was like 'whatever'.

5

You don't care if you're late, dead, or just plain tired.

I missed my bus and I was like 'whatever'.

I got locked out and still didn't care.

My dog ran away and I was like 'cool'.

6

You're too lazy to care even when your dad throws a tantrum.

My dad yelled at me and I was still chill.

He broke my phone and I didn't even care.

He screamed at me and I was like 'whatever'.