Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gross way of telling someone you've been screwing a woman and you're too proud to admit it

Man, I'm laid up in the cut. You know what that means.

Laid up in the cut, bro. You're gonna pay for my pizza.

Laid up in the cut? You're lucky I didn't tell your mom.

2

when you tell someone you've been getting it on with a girl and you're too full of yourself to say it nicely

Laid up in the cut? I've been getting it on with my cousin.

Laid up in the cut. You're gonna wish you were me.

Laid up in the cut. I'm not even ashamed.

3

a smug way of telling someone you've been making out with a girl and you're too proud to say it plainly

Laid up in the cut. You're gonna get a face full of pizza.

Laid up in the cut. I've been making out with my teacher.

Laid up in the cut. You're the one who needs help.

4

when you brag about having sex with a woman and you're too full of yourself to say it properly

Laid up in the cut. I've been screwing my neighbor.

Laid up in the cut. You're gonna get a slap from your mom.

Laid up in the cut. You're lucky I didn't tell the whole class.

5

a stupid way to say you've been having sex with a girl and you're too proud to say it normally

Laid up in the cut. I've been getting it on with my barista.

Laid up in the cut. You're gonna be the joke of the school.

Laid up in the cut. I don't need your pity.

6

a proud way of telling someone you've been having sex with a girl and you're too full of yourself to say it nicely

Laid up in the cut. I've been making out with my best friend.

Laid up in the cut. You're gonna get roasted.

Laid up in the cut. You're the one who needs help.