Laid pipe

My uncle said he laid pipe with his cousin’s best friend. She was screaming, but he didn’t care.

At the bar, he laid pipe with the waitress. She gave him free shots for the rest of the night.

He laid pipe with his neighbor’s wife while he was fixing her roof. She didn’t even tell her husband.

He got trucked in the game and fell flat on his back. The whole team laughed.

I got trucked by my brother and still haven’t recovered. My nose is still sore.

He got trucked so hard he forgot how to breathe. His teammate had to help him up.

They were laying pipe in the back of the classroom. The teacher didn’t even notice.

He laid pipe with his girlfriend in the car. The driver behind him got mad.

They laid pipe on the couch and didn’t even care about the mess.