laid back

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A brain-dead, soulless, middle-of-the-road, boring, lazy, white-bread, American who doesn’t care about anything and just wants to sit there and stare at the ceiling.
My mom is so laid back, she doesn’t even bother to get up when the fire alarm goes off.
My boss is laid back, but that just means he doesn’t notice when we’re all slacking off.
My cousin is so laid back, he once spent three days watching cat videos on the couch.
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Another word for lazy, but with more bragging rights.
I’m laid back, which just means I’m too lazy to do anything, but I still think I’m cool about it.
My friend is laid back, which means he doesn’t even get out of bed before noon.
If I was paid to be laid back, I’d be rich.
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That one time you had sex with someone you barely knew, and now you think you’re some kind of legend.
I had sex with my teacher when I was 14, and now I’m a legend. Laid back.
My first time was with my uncle, and I still think I’m famous for it.
I had sex with my dog, and now I’m the king of laid back.
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Someone who’s always chill, never argues, and will even argue about something that’s not important, but in a chill way.
My brother is laid back. He’ll sit there and not say a word, even if the whole house is on fire.
My friend is laid back, so he doesn’t care if we’re late for everything.
My neighbor is laid back. He even argues about the mailman’s name in a calm, relaxed way.
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Calm, cool, and collected, like you just won the lottery and you don’t even care.
I’m so laid back, I didn’t even flinch when my dog ate my homework.
My dog is laid back, he just stares at me and doesn’t bark.
My friend is laid back, and he doesn’t even get mad when I eat his food.
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This guy named Burnett, who is so laid back, he’s basically the king of chill, and he also invented chill.
Burnett is laid back, so he doesn’t even know what day it is.
Burnett is laid back, so he just shows up when he feels like it.
Burnett is laid back, and he doesn’t even care if the coffee is cold.
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A New Zealander who’s too fat to move, and just says they’re laid back because it sounds cooler than saying they’re lazy.
My friend from New Zealand says he’s laid back, but he just doesn’t want to walk.
My cousin from New Zealand is laid back, but that just means he doesn’t move unless he has to.
I went to New Zealand, and everyone is laid back because they’re too lazy to move.
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