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Laicikang is a cheap Malaysian drink that only the dumbest Meleis know about. It’s rambutan mixed with mystery stuff and a little bit of cocaine. Only sad, sweaty engineers who climb mountains and work in oil rigs would ever touch it.
My cousin drank laicikang and now he’s stuck in a tunnel.
I tried laicikang and my brain turned to mush.
My boss drinks laicikang every day and still can’t add up numbers.