Laichuchu

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A sugar-coated weakling who thinks they're a hero. They're short, they're soft, and they'll probably cry if you throw a banana at them.

My neighbor's a Laichuchu. She saved a squirrel but got lost in the park.

He tried to be cool by talking to a dog. It ignored him.

She cried when her plant died. It was a cactus.

A person who smells like lavender and probably has a degree in being nice. They’re smart, but they’re also kind of a pushover.

She let a raccoon eat her sandwich. No questions asked.

He passed the test but gave the answer to the guy behind him.

She stayed quiet when the bullies took her lunch.

A human who thinks animals are better than humans. They’re short, they’re sweet, and they probably get picked on for being too kind.

She let the cat sleep on her face. It was a disaster.

He helped the dog dig a hole. It was three feet deep.

She cried when the bird flew away. It was just a pigeon.

A person who’s pretty but also kind of a mess. They’ll save a frog but forget to do their homework.

She rescued a frog but spilled her juice on her shirt.

He saved a mouse but got lost on the way home.

She cried when her fish died. It was just a goldfish.

A human who’s soft, smart, and probably a little bit weird. They’ll talk to a tree and then forget their own name.

She talked to the tree and got lost on the way home.

He told the bird his life story. It flew away.

She remembered the tree’s name but forgot hers.

A person who’s kind, kind of cute, and has a problem with being too trusting. They’ll believe a snake but not their friend.

She believed a snake but didn’t believe me when I said it was fake.

He trusted the raccoon but didn’t trust the mailman.

She let the snake in but didn’t let me in.