laib

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A nickname for my lady’s snatch lips, stolen from a German word, and it’s the reason I get called a dirty German pig.

My girl’s laib is so big, I thought it was a raccoon in a tunnel.

My mom says I got my nickname from a German whore.

I told my cousin my nickname was laib, and he asked if I was born in a pigsty.

Laibs Daibs is like Jaibs Caibs, a group of dumb farts who think they’re kings, and they all slather vaseline on their face like they’re royalty.

Laibs Daibs came to my school and tried to rule the lunch table with vaseline.

I saw Jaibs Caibs crying because their vaseline ran out.

Flubs Drabs joined Laibs Daibs and now they all smell like a gym sock.