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A human trash can full of complaints and bad vibes. They think the sky is falling just because their coffee is lukewarm and they’re mad at the whole world.
DM: ‘Why is the sky still up? I swear it’s gonna fall on me.’
Tweet: ‘I failed my math test. The universe is against me. I’m gonna punch the moon.’
Text: ‘My dog ate my homework. The world is ending. I hate everyone.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks life is a slap fight and they’re the one who’s always getting hit. They also believe everyone is out to get them.
Tweet: ‘I got a B on my test. My teacher is plotting against me.’
Text: ‘My neighbor is being loud. They’re trying to kill me.’
DM: ‘I spilled my cereal. It’s a conspiracy. I know it.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking sore loser who thinks every little thing is a personal attack. They would throw a tantrum if the sun forgot to rise.
Tweet: ‘The sun didn’t rise. It’s my fault. I’m gonna cry.’
Text: ‘I lost my keys. My life is over. I hate the universe.’
DM: ‘My dog barked at me. That’s the end of civilization.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who is always mad, always grumpy, and thinks everyone else is a fool. They believe life is a never-ending argument.
Tweet: ‘Why is the sky blue? That’s a stupid question. I hate the sky.’
Text: ‘I spilled my coffee. The world is against me. I’m gonna yell at the sky.’
DM: ‘My neighbor is loud. I’m gonna punch them. Or the sky. Whichever.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks life is a never-ending nightmare and they are the main character. They yell at clouds and blame the moon for their bad day.
Tweet: ‘I had a bad day. The moon is to blame. I’m gonna throw my shoes at it.’
Text: ‘I failed my test. The clouds are laughing at me. I hate the sky.’
DM: ‘My coffee is cold. The moon is mad at me. I’m gonna punch the clouds.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks every little thing is a catastrophe and they are the only one who knows it. They yell at the world and throw things at the sky.
Tweet: ‘I got a C on my test. The world is ending. I’m gonna throw my pencil at the sun.’
Text: ‘My dog ate my homework. The world is over. I’m gonna punch the sky.’
DM: ‘I spilled my cereal. The universe is against me. I hate everything.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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