Laiafi

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Laiafi are big gay men who swear like a sailor and act like they’ve just been run over by a truck if you don’t feed them enough bacon and pizza.

"I’m not angry, I’m just full of rage and I need three slices of pizza right now."

He screamed at the waiter like he was the waiter’s long lost brother who died in a fire.

I tried to talk to him, and he just said, 'I’m not talking, I’m thinking.' Which was just him being hungry.

Laiafi are like fat gay men who have the patience of a toddler and the temper of a dragon who just saw his treasure stolen.

He yelled at the microwave like it had personally insulted his entire family.

He threw a sandwich at me because I said 'hello' instead of 'how are you?'

He called his mom and said, 'If you don’t send me a pizza, I’ll die.'

Laiafi are the kind of gay men who would fight a war just to get a second serving of fries and never shut up about it.

He started a full-blown argument with the barista over the number of sprinkles on his latte.

He threatened to leave the group chat if no one sent him a photo of a cheeseburger.

He screamed, 'I don’t need a lot of food, I need a lot of food.'

Laiafi are the kind of gay men who would beat you up just to get a second slice of cake and then apologize because they were still hungry.

He told the waiter, 'I’m not mad, I’m just hungry and I need a cake.'

He broke a chair because it was blocking his path to the buffet.

He said, 'I didn’t start the fight, I just finished it.'

Laiafi are like huge gay men who would eat a whole buffet just to make sure they don’t have to deal with anyone’s bad mood.

He ate six burgers just so he could be nice to his friend.

He said, 'I’m not being loud, I’m just being full.'

He threatened to eat the table if no one gave him more food.

Laiafi are like giant gay men who would take over the world just to get one more piece of cake and still complain about it.

He said, 'I’m not being dramatic, I’m just being full and hungry.'

He called his ex just to see if he could get a cake delivered.

He screamed, 'I would conquer Rome just to get more cake.'