Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who flirts with every guy like they're the last donut on the planet and can't stick with just one. She's a walking disaster of attention.

Hey Laia, you're like a hot mess in a skirt!

Why are you talking to Jake again? You just dated Chris!

Laia, you're the reason I have a headache.

2

Laia is a saint with a sweet tooth and a wild side. She'll be your best friend, but she'll also make you cry with her terrible jokes.

Laia, you're my favorite human being ever!

Why did you make me laugh so hard I cried?

You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, but also the worst.

3

She doesn't care what anyone thinks and is a total lunatic. She'll make you laugh, but she'll also scare you with her shyness.

Why are you hiding behind the door, Laia?

You’re like a crazy person with a smile!

You scared me when you jumped out of nowhere.

4

Laia is the friend you can always count on, but she’s also a bit of a dork. She’s got long legs, long hair, and a brain full of dumb jokes.

Laia, you’re the best friend I’ve ever had!

Why did you say that dumb joke again?

You’re like my personal stress ball.

5

Laia is the most loyal friend you’ll ever have. She’s sweet, hot, and will do anything for you, even if she’s the biggest idiot in the world.

Laia, you’re the best friend ever!

You’re like the sun and I’m the moon!

Why did you break my favorite pencil again?

6

She’s smart, always arguing, and she’s got a wild imagination. She may seem like a mess, but she’s the best friend you could ever have.

Why did you argue with me for 10 minutes?

You’re the most creative person I know!

You’re like my personal brain explosion.

7

She’s the kind of person who can do everything at once. She’s got freckles, a strong personality, and she’s the most beautiful disaster in the world.

You’re like a magician with a brain!

Why do you have so many tabs open?

You’re the most beautiful mess I’ve ever seen.