lai xuue

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A new kind of human that smells like old socks and yells at you like you owe them money.
My neighbor saw a lai xuue in the park and ran away screaming.
At the mall, one lai xuue tried to steal my burger and failed.
My dog ran into a lai xuue and now it’s crying in the hallway.
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A weird human that looks like a raccoon got into your pants and started yelling at you.
I saw a lai xuue on the bus and it threw a soda at me.
My teacher said there was a lai xuue in the classroom and it bit the chalk.
My little brother tried to be friends with a lai xuue and now he’s covered in glitter.
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A new human that comes out at night and cusses you out like you’re their worst enemy.
A lai xuue cussed me out in the grocery store and took my last candy bar.
I saw a lai xuue in my backyard and it threw a shoe at me.
My friend’s pet turtle ran into a lai xuue and now they’re fighting.
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