lahve

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Lahve is when you love someone so much it feels like you want to lick them, but you’re too chicken to do it. It’s like having a best friend who’s also your hot, goofy crush.

I lahve my best friend so much I once tried to kiss her in front of her mom.

My brother lahves his pizza so much he eats it with a spoon.

I lahve my dog so much I let him sleep in my bed and he pees on my shoes.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Lahve is when you go from loving someone to wanting to punch them in the face, all in one day. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster and it won’t stop.

I lahved my ex yesterday, today I want to throw my phone at him.

My sister lahved me for giving her a bad haircut, now she won’t talk to me.

I lahved my mom’s cooking, then I saw the mess she made in the kitchen.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Lahve is what Lady Gaga demands from you, and if you don’t give it to her, she’ll probably slap you with a chicken wing.

Lady Gaga just asked me to lahve her, and I said yes, now I’m stuck in a music video.

My teacher said I lahve my math homework, but I still failed the test.

I lahve my neighbor’s cat so much I let it sleep on my laptop.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Lahve is when your love for someone gets a little dirty, like you want to snuggle them, but also maybe wrestle them to the floor.

I lahve my crush so much I once tried to kiss him in the middle of the hallway.

My brother and his girlfriend lahve each other so much they once fought over a chicken nugget.

I lahve my dog so much I let him sleep on my face.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Lahve is a drink that tastes like happiness, spice, and Puerto Rican magic. It’s so good you might want to drink it out of a hat.

I lahve this drink so much I drank it all in one go and now I’m dancing on my chair.

My friend lahved the drink so much she spilled it on her shirt and didn’t care.

I lahve this drink so much I named my goldfish after it.

by Slangipedia 10h ago