Lahser High School

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Lahser High School is a fancy school in Bloomfield Hills, but it’s full of lazy kids and teachers who just wanna get drunk on the weekends. The school’s so messed up, they’d rather spend money on stupid stuff than fix the place.
Yo, Lahser is like the rich kid who still borrows money from his mom.
Lahser is so broke, they got a parking lot guy who can’t even stop a robbery.
Lahser is like a broken toaster, still works, but it’s not pretty.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahser High is like a drug den with a library. You can buy drugs anywhere, and the bathroom stalls are either covered in skank numbers, weed leaf art, or Nazi doodles.
The stalls at Lahser are like a madhouse, skanks, weed, and Nazis all in one place.
I walked into a stall and saw a swastika and a phone number for a skank. What even is life?
Lahser’s bathroom is like a war zone for art and skanks.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahser High School is the richest school in town, but they’re so broke, they can’t even stop a robbery. And the faculty is like, ‘Whatever, I’m getting paid, I don’t care.’
Lahser is like the school that can’t even stop a guy with a gun from stealing a car.
The parking lot guy at Lahser is like the guy who forgot to pay the rent.
Lahser faculty is like, ‘Don’t worry about the school, I got my paycheck.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahser High is the school where students and teachers just wanna get wasted on the weekends and don’t care about anything during the week.
Lahser is like the school where no one shows up until Friday.
Teachers at Lahser are like, ‘I’m here for the paycheck, not the learning.’
Lahser is the school where the only class you care about is Friday night.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahser High is so broken, it needs to be torn down and rebuilt. Some teachers should be fired and forced to retire.
Lahser is like a broken-down house that no one wants to live in.
Lahser is the school that needs a complete makeover, not just a few new desks.
Lahser is so bad, it should be turned into a parking lot.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahser High is located in a rich area, but the school is so broke, they can’t even fix the place. The district spends money on other schools instead of Lahser.
Lahser is like the rich kid who still can’t afford a new phone.
The district is like, ‘We’ll spend money on other schools, not Lahser.’
Lahser is the school that gets the short end of the funding stick.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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