Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst human being ever, and if you ever see him, punch him in the face and laugh while he cries

I saw Lahrs at the store. I walked up to him and said, 'Hey, loser.' He ran away.

My friend told me Lahrs was at the park. I went there just to make him look bad.

Lahrs tried to talk to me. I said, 'You’re not even worth my time.' He left.

2

the human equivalent of a smelly sock, and if you get near him, you’ll regret it

Lahrs walked into my class. I almost threw up.

My mom told me Lahrs was at the mall. I said, 'No way am I going there.'

I saw Lahrs eating lunch. I turned around and pretended I wasn’t there.

3

the biggest dweeb in the universe, and if you laugh at him, you’ll be lucky

Lahrs tried to talk to me. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

At lunch, Lahrs said something stupid. Everyone burst out laughing.

I saw Lahrs wearing a hat. I laughed so much, I cried.

4

the weakest link, and if you mock him, he might cry

Lahrs walked into the room. I said, 'What’s your problem?' He cried.

At the bus stop, Lahrs started crying because I made fun of him.

Lahrs said something silly. I teased him. He cried like a baby.

5

the most embarrassing person ever, and if you see him, run for your life

Lahrs walked into the school. I ran away as fast as I could.

At the cafeteria, Lahrs did something embarrassing. I hid behind a table.

Lahrs tried to sing. I said, 'Please stop.' He kept going.

6

the most annoying person on Earth, and if you hear him talk, you’ll want to scream

Lahrs started talking. I said, 'Shut up!' He kept going.

At the movie, Lahrs talked the whole time. I wanted to throw popcorn at him.

Lahrs said something stupid. I screamed in my head.