lahron

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Lahron is a disaster waiting to happen, and he’s got a screw loose
Lahron tried to fix the printer and now the whole office is on fire.
He said he was going to cook dinner, but the smoke alarm cried for help.
He told his mom he was going to the store, but he came back with three pizzas and a parrot.
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Lahron is a walking mess, and his brain is full of glitter and nonsense
He tried to do math and ended up arguing with the calculator.
He told his friend he was going to be a astronaut, but he forgot his shoes.
He said he was going to clean his room, but now the ceiling has a tattoo.
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Lahron is a human tornado, and he doesn’t know his own name
He walked into a classroom and took over the principal’s job.
He told the teacher he was the best student, but he failed every test.
He started a band with his dog, and now the dog is famous.
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