lahrman

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a half-wit who acts like a robot and gets in trouble for stupid stuff, often seen walking around Walmarts like they own the place

I saw him stealing candy bars and yelling at the checkout lady like she was his ex

He got kicked out of the store for throwing a Fitbit at a security guard

He was wearing a dinosaur onesie and tried to explain quantum physics to a kid

a guy who’s part genius, part disaster, and mostly found in Walmarts getting arrested for no reason

He was arrested for screaming at a vending machine and trying to eat a whole pizza box in one bite

He got into a fistfight with a chicken because it wouldn’t stop clucking at him

He tried to negotiate with the store manager using only emojis and profanity

a weirdo who thinks he’s a superhero and gets in trouble for things like stealing socks and yelling at the ceiling

He was caught stealing socks and telling the ceiling he was ‘saving the world’

He got into trouble for punching a display case because it wouldn’t stop making noise

He tried to start a revolution by stealing all the toothpaste and giving it to the store’s security guard