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Your best friend. The one who'll stick with you even when you're a complete disaster.

You: I failed my math test. Lahque: I failed with you. We’re both doomed.

Lahque texts you at 3 a. m. ‘I know where you live.’ You: ‘What? Why?’ Lahque: ‘Because you’re my best friend and I’m not letting you die alone.’

You: ‘I’m gonna quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you.’

The person who will never let you be the worst. They’ll drag you up even if you’re a total mess.

You: ‘I’m gonna eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘You’re gonna eat the cake and I’m gonna eat the cake with you.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I failed with you last time. I’ll fail with you again.’

You: ‘I’m going to quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you and we’re gonna be the worst band ever.’

The one person who’ll never let you be the worst. They’re your partner in crime, even when you’re both a disaster.

You: ‘I’m going to eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘Let’s eat the whole cake together. We’re gonna be the worst.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I’m failing with you again. That’s what best friends do.’

You: ‘I’m gonna quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you. We’re gonna be the worst band ever.’

Your number one. The person who’ll follow you anywhere, even if you’re a total disaster.

You: ‘I’m going to eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘I’m gonna eat the whole cake with you. I don’t care if we’re both disaster.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I’m failing with you again. That’s what best friends do.’

You: ‘I’m gonna quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you. We’re gonna be the worst band ever.’

The one person who’ll never let you be the worst. They’re your partner in crime, even when you’re both a disaster.

You: ‘I’m going to eat the whole cake.’ Lahque: ‘Let’s eat the whole cake together. We’re gonna be the worst.’

You: ‘I failed my math test again.’ Lahque: ‘So what? I’m failing with you again. That’s what best friends do.’

You: ‘I’m gonna quit the band.’ Lahque: ‘You’re not quitting. I’m gonna quit with you. We’re gonna be the worst band ever.’