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A guy who thinks he's the smartest and the most attractive, but he's actually the dumbest and most annoying person in the room. Girls laugh at him behind his back.
'I'm gonna get 10 girls tonight,' he said. Then he walked into a wall.
'He tried to flirt with my sister. She asked him if he was a kid.'
'He thinks he's a rockstar. He can't even play the guitar.'
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A total idiot who thinks he's a king, but everyone else knows he's the weakest link. He tries to charm girls, but they just roll their eyes.
He tried to impress a girl by telling her he was a genius. She asked if he knew what a genius was.
'He tried to flirt with my mom. She told him to go home.'
'He walked into a room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own feet.'
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A guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world, but he's actually the most clueless and annoying person around. Girls ignore him like he's not even there.
He walked into a restaurant and said, 'I'm the most important person here.' The waiter said, 'You're not even on the menu.'
'He tried to flirt with my friend. She asked him if he was high.'
'He told me he was a legend. I told him he was a legend of being clueless.'
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