Lahori Logic

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A type of stupid thinking that makes your brain hurt. It’s like someone tried to solve a math problem with a banana and a curse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... which was also cursed.

The prime minister said the sky is green because he wore green socks that day.

The report said the moon is made of cheese, and therefore, we should all eat more sandwiches.

When people argue like they’re drunk and also on fire. It’s the worst kind of nonsense you can imagine.

The newspaper said the sun was angry because the moon was late.

He got fired because he forgot to bring a pencil to the meeting.

The official statement claimed the traffic jam was caused by a duck wearing a hat.

A way of thinking so dumb it’s like your brain took a vacation to the sewer.

The teacher said 2 + 2 = 5 because she had a bad day.

The politician said the economy was good because he had a new hat.

The article said the ocean is pink because the fish were tired.

When you try to explain something, but your explanation is worse than the problem you’re trying to fix.

The report said the traffic was bad because the road was jealous.

He blamed the failure on his socks not matching.

The official said the math test was easy because the numbers were in love.

A kind of thinking that’s so messed up, it should be illegal.

The article said the sky fell because the clouds had a fight.

She got promoted because she knew how to whistle.

The teacher said the exam was easy because the questions had a nap.

When people talk like they just woke up from a 10-year coma and also had a bad day.

The statement said the world is ending because the coffee ran out.

He got fired because he forgot to blink.

The article said the sun was tired and needed a break.