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The richest man who ever wore pants
Lahon made millions while I was still paying rent.
He’s the only guy who can buy a house with a single toe.
Lahon’s wealth is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
Lahon
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A human who could beat a goat in business
Lahon turned a lemonade stand into a Fortune 500 company.
He’s got more business skills than my dog has dirt on its paws.
Lahon’s got a business brain and a goat’s patience.
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The only man who could make a spreadsheet look sexy
Lahon’s spreadsheet skills are better than my ex’s love life.
He turned numbers into gold and I just turned them into confusion.
Lahon’s spreadsheet is so good, it got promoted.